Howdy!
Ok, wait. I’m not from Texas, sorry. Let’s start over.
Hi, I’m Diane, but people call me D or D Ly (it rhymes). Sometimes they call me Diana and I let that slide because I’m a forgiving person.
More things about me that hopefully don’t make you exit this website:
Say hello to my dog or be cursed.
Sandwiches should be cut into triangles.
I’m very funny. Won’t even be humble about it anymore, too old.
Don’t be an asshole, asshole.
Mets, baby. Gotta love da Mets.